painting the canvas

Blowing your load all over her a woman's torso

Painting the canvas is my favorite contraceptive

by thegreatretailcaper June 01, 2016

paint the canvas

to ejaculate forcefully upon an object/person

I told Gilbert to paint the canvas all over Nooch's eager face.

by zachary timmerman December 13, 2009

Painting the canvas

When you are about to ejaculate during intercourse and opt to pull out and blow your load all over your significant other's torso.

Painting the Canvas is my favorite form of birth control.

by thegreatretailcaper July 23, 2016

Paint the canvas

To succeed in leaving fecal residue on the toilet bowl after a flush.

Be right back, I'm gonna go paint the canvas.

by kdwilco August 21, 2009