Basically "to have the painters in" refers to a woman when she's on the rag. That time of the month when women are better to ignore... for more reasons than one!
by c0za April 08, 2005
Basically, the guy gives the girl a mouthpiece whilst she's subscribing to the monthly rags. She simultaneously gives him head till he shoots his load in her mouth. Once they have an adequate mouthful of eachothers bodily fluids, both participants rear up their heads and enjoy the different sensations that tickles their taste buds in a passionate kiss.
As it was the only way I was ever gonna get head off that frigid bitch I had to grit my teeth, cover my eyes and boldy go where no man has gone before.
by c0za April 08, 2005
A dirty little slut or female chav who has usually been knocked up at least once and acquired several STI's by the age of 15
by c0za April 08, 2005
just one of many expressions used to describe a tampon. Originates from the word flange that refers to a less than appealing vagina.
by c0za April 08, 2005
Refers to the act of willingly having sex with a woman whilst she's subscribing to the monthly rags.
by c0za April 08, 2005
by c0za April 26, 2005