paint the bowl

To have explosive fecal matter.

Oh man, I ate some bad fish and I have been painting the bowl all day.

by ButchMagnum WatertownNY November 16, 2004

spray paint the bowl

Used to communicate an imminent plan to dispense a runny poo into the toilet.

Having experienced an overwhelming need to rush to the toilet after consuming a hot curry, Dean announced “I’m off to spray paint the bowl!”

by Uncleskag April 27, 2024