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an acronym standing for the phrase Pussy Aint Got NO Face usually in regards to a drunken hook up that other wise would bring shame and embarassment to an individual.
-many times clubs may be raised up in the pursuit of PAGNOF
"dude that chick you had in your room last night was total pagnof."
pagnof by Ben Lane November 7, 2005
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The act of systematically having to take a shower after dropping a deuce by psychological fear of somehow smelling like the said deuce.
Hey guys I need to do a Pagnon before going out. Give me 45 minutes
Pagnon by Gascal October 31, 2014
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Brian knows that pagnf means pussy ain't got no face! and Brian also knows that Shannon and Kelci are right!
pagnf by Shannon and Kelci December 8, 2007
from the lattin phrase Panator meaning big penis
god you r a pagnotti
pagnotti by Broken dirt July 3, 2009

pagnozzi 

The hottest most caring amazing guy you will ever meet. When you meet him you will instantly fall in love with him. He is the most genuine , thoughtful,kindhearted, hot, amazing,funny guy you will every meet
Pagnozzi is the best and most amazing guy
pagnozzi by Pagnozzi December 12, 2017

pagnotta 

An annoying and stubborn child who doesn’t listen to her parents and believes she’s the greatest belcher.
Pagnotta: A burping and defiant person.
pagnotta by J-Pag May 19, 2018

Pagnolia 

1. A rude customer who does not tip at restaurants and expects the staff to give them a golden service.
2. A customer who complains all the time.
3. A customer who calls an employee by their first name even though the employee does not know the individual.
1. That lady is such a Pagnolia she wanted us to grab her some lemons for her water.
2. He's such a Pagnolia he asked to see the manager because we forgot a straw.
3. The other day a Pagnolia came in and called me by my name. Like I don't even know them. Why do you feel obligated to say my name like we're friends.
Pagnolia by WildKoreanMan August 16, 2018
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