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To show up and drink on the presumption that someone else is paying.
Mike showed up at the bar but he's definitely paging.
Paging by wrrnlng January 12, 2018
To shove many condoms up another mans penis and then shit them out the following morning.
I bet jerry is paging in that toilet.
Paging by Paging May 2, 2018
Pinging, mentioning, or otherwise drawing the attention of a specific person (usually a friend) on social media or a group chat so they see something that was posted (usually something that interests that person).

This is usually said alongside a user tag that directly alerts them, such as @username on Discord, Telegram and Twitter, @username.bsky.social on Bluesky, etc.
Adam: "Hey, I'm just getting into Old-School Runescape, anyone else here play?"
Ben: "Paging @Charlie" for OSRS
Charlie: "AYO WHICH WORLD"
Paging by EmblemTheNoodle May 30, 2026

paging Dr Freud 

Say this when you notice that someone made a Freudian slip.
Girl: "Here's your test, good luck!"
Guy: "Thanks, I'll do my very breast.. er.. best."
Girl: "Paging Dr Freud..."
paging Dr Freud by zeptimius March 29, 2010

Paging ditz 

To steal images of unrealistically hot girls for use on message boards; then pretending to be said girls. Comes with extravagant back-stories, personal tales and other information. Works best if you try to connect on a personal level with regular members of said message boards. Intentions are to pass self off as hardcore and intelligent sports fan, not to gain sexual favor.
HotFBALLchick01 is Paging ditz dude, no way those are her pics. I'm askin' for a date.
Paging ditz by drinkeer February 21, 2009

Paging Apey 

Flipping over a lady and engaging like a primate.
I am feeling a little filthy.. would someone like to page apey?.. ooooh yeah Paging apey is superior to plain ol doggy!
Paging Apey by jiminski pallenow December 7, 2013
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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