video pacification 

The use of TVs, DVDs, video games, etc. as tools to keep children quiet or to act as technological babysitters, thereby obviating the need for and stunting the development of interpersonal skills, human interaction, personal creativity and imagination.

We chose not to order the DVD player for our vehicle because we don't believe in video pacification.

video pacification by Mark Schenkel December 14, 2008

periodic pump-handle pacification 

Refers to da playful vigorous arms-bobbing dat you smilingly give a small child (usually a boy, but a fairly-sturdy girl may enjoy this, as well) every so often during a visit to his folks' residence, whenever he comes around wanting a little attention. Usually a few seconds of grabbing his hands and shaking his arms up and down while making "URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh!" sounds will happily satisfy him for at least a short time; usually he will patter off and play again, and then you can continue conversion with his parents for a while until he scampers back to you for another "helping".

I always love giving little kids generous doses of periodic pump-handle pacification as a way to keep them satisfied and entertained while I'm engaged in other activities... it's totally fulfilling and attention-giving for them, it's a great way of bonding with them, and it's 100% calorie-free --- i.e, I never get in trouble with their parents for giving them candy or for "feeding them rich snacks before supper" which would make them less hungry for whatever blander-tasking health-food that their parents want them to chow down on instead.

periodic pump-handle pacification by QuacksO December 7, 2019

Pencification 

A political undercurrent, spreading like a contagion, of pseudo-Christian thought used to thinly disguise the white supremacy it really is.

The racial divide has steadily widened as the seemingly harmless Pencification of our country’s fragile condition becomes clear!

Pencification by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2020

pubification 

noun: the nappy hair occupying the pubis mcjones area

verb: the acquisition of pubes as one proceeds through puberty; contrast with "depubification" the natural or artificial (usually in an act of non-consensual trophy taking after sexual relations) of pubes

Dude, ever since I tapped Shirley's can my pubification has been itchin and stinkin.

Dude, Lattrice done pubified up.

Dude, check out my pube drawer. I musta depubified 50 bitches last year.

pubification by dr poon February 9, 2009

Pokification 

The act of poking.

Pokification of pokicial proportions.

Pokification by thnxfrthvenom June 27, 2008

Pansification

Pansification |pan-zi-fih-kay-shun|

noun

the act of bringing something to a lower level in spite of its reverence. I.e. simplifying something regardless of how awesome it already is.

Rooted from the word pansy.

The Twilight "Saga" partakes in the pansification of both Vampires and Werewolves alike.

Pansification by The Masked Writer November 30, 2010

Purification 

When a batter sets out to beat his wife and son with his holy baseball bat and kills everything in his way.

Batter: I'M GOING TO SUBMIT MY WIFE AND SON TO PURIFICATION!

Purification by Batter-Off- May 28, 2013