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pragmantic 

(adjective) Having excessively realistic expectations about romance.
(noun) a person who has excessively realistic expectations about romance.
I'm pragmantic - I'll be your girlfriend until someone better comes along.

He's such a pragmantic - he loves her as long as it doesn't eat into his video gaming time.

The pragmantic approach would be to sleep with him until you can find a way to dump him without breaking his heart.
pragmantic by Bigbottomend September 30, 2009
Related Words
when something is pag
Mason: can you believe it guys christmas just a week away
Ham: PAGMAN
PagMan by ham1231234 December 31, 2021

Paayman's bluf 

In een Paayman's Bluf is de context een beetje overdreven. Met name gericht op bangmakerij van zijn of haar directe omgeving.
Ga morgenochten stukkie fietsen richting Kleve. Context Paayman's BlufVeel klimmen en paar gravelstroken verkennen (meld het maar vooraf)/Context Paayman's Bluf. Niet voor 9:30 vertrek maar ook niet na 10:00 Iemand zin?
Paayman's bluf by SGKoip May 23, 2020
An amazing twitch emote that can also be used to describe something as strange or unwanted.
Chatter: I'm going to marry my sister.
XQC: That's kinda Pagman dude.
Pagman by MadVicer November 28, 2021
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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