p-hart

A person whom one would find difficult to like. A person with an asshole-like personality. Commonly loud and annoying.

Wow, thanks for interrupting me you p-hart!

by Ed "The Meat" Sowder June 20, 2008

phartom

An unknown entity that excretes odorous gasses on unsuspecting victims. Persons that claim to have had encounters with phartoms claim to notice a temperature change, their neck hairs rise or a breeze blowing.

i don't know where that bad smell came from- must be a phartom in da house.

by spiderdan July 18, 2005

Phart

And excruciatingly painful fart often resulting in explosive diarrhea and/or spontaneous combustion.

I was trying to squeeze out a fart, when all of a sudden i let out a phart, which went all over the walls.

by AriOz10 July 11, 2016

Phart

One of those smelly little "silent-but-deadly" ads that pops up in one corner of the TV screen 30 seconds into the program, after you've already endured 5 minutes of regular ads.

AMC used to be a great channel until they started pharting.

by Two Hep Cats October 10, 2009

Pharton

Smallest possible unit of gas that can overcome sphinter pressure to escape in one fart.

Why is everyone leaving the room it was only a pharton?

by Tim Cartledge June 15, 2010

Janvi Phartiyal

A really nice person that always tries their best to make people happy
And is always brightening people's day

You would always want a Janvi Phartiyal as your friend :)

by =simpscore100 November 14, 2020

cell phart

1. The auditory stench of having to listen to one side of another person's cell phone conversation.
2. The painful, grating, and taxing sound of a thoughtless an inconsiderate narcissistic cell phone-talking douchebag.

There is something about the wiring in the human brain that makes it unable to tune out just one side of a conversation. This makes a cell phart an unbearable odor, like when the neighborhood bully holds down a kid and blasts wind on his face.

by Eduardo Carrochio November 22, 2007