Phartist 

Portmanteau of "phony" and "artist" referring to a person who claims his or her creation(s) is art despite having no artistic value. Phartists usually don't make a serious attempt to conceal their lack of artistic ability, since the point is attention rather than expression.

Jack shaved his cat and called it art, but we all know he is just trying to get attention. He is such a phartist.

Phartist by HGN June 21, 2008

Pharmist 

Hillbilly pronunciation of "Pharmacist" resulting from improper enunciation of the polysyllabic word Pharm-a-cist.

"I gotta talk to the pharmist bout des' ole horse pills. I caint swallerum."

Pharmist by Pharmer A October 29, 2011

Partist 

A Partist is someone who doesn’t consider themselves an Artist in a traditional sense.

To putz, piddle, or podder is defined as happily wasting time on meaningless Things. I contend anytime you are creating happily can never be meaningless nor a wasted time.

If you are doing it correctly you are a Partist.

Are you an artist or crafter?
No I’m a Partist.

Partist by Tre’ November 11, 2018

Partist 

Someone experienced in and excellent at parring.

Gary's throwing out pars left, right and centre.

Matt: I tell you what, Gary's a proper partist.

Partist by Jaacckk March 31, 2011

Partisturbate

Take part in an action or activity with great enthusiasm and immense enjoyment.

Hey, a bunch of us are going for half-price beer & wings -- head to Duff's at 8, if anyone wants to partisturbate!

Partisturbate by -- j -- June 16, 2025