p' awkward

To be pudgy and awkward. Popularized by the comedian Mike Birbiglia

I’m pudgy cause I eat- I’m pudgy cause I’m fat.
I eat a lot pizza then I stuff it in your hat.
I’m also awkward too. I’ll make fun of your zoo.
I think that it’s genetic cause my brother’s awkward too.
This is why this is why this is why I’m p' awkward.

by Conbus71 February 16, 2008

p'awkward

(adj) A conjunction of the descriptive words "pudgy" and "awkward," coined by comedian Mike Birbiglia. He came up with this after someone who attended one of his shows said they enjoyed it, but that he was "pudgy and awkward."

"This is why I'm pudgy, this is why I'm awkward. This is why, this is why, this is why I'm p'awkward." -Mike Birbiglia

by SloopJB April 10, 2008

pawkward

lacking grace in a social situation where one is trying to be percieved as popular

There was a pawkward moment after Sally belched during her first date.

by Daylight@Midnight May 1, 2007

Pawkward

Adj; paw-cuh-ward; Pretty awkward.

Person 1:Megan and Nickie are so pawkward.

Person 2: I know right!? They're so creepy!

by foxeehhh January 21, 2011