p' awkward 

To be pudgy and awkward. Popularized by the comedian Mike Birbiglia

I’m pudgy cause I eat- I’m pudgy cause I’m fat.
I eat a lot pizza then I stuff it in your hat.
I’m also awkward too. I’ll make fun of your zoo.
I think that it’s genetic cause my brother’s awkward too.
This is why this is why this is why I’m p' awkward.

p' awkward by Conbus71 February 16, 2008

p'awkward 

(adj) A conjunction of the descriptive words "pudgy" and "awkward," coined by comedian Mike Birbiglia. He came up with this after someone who attended one of his shows said they enjoyed it, but that he was "pudgy and awkward."

"This is why I'm pudgy, this is why I'm awkward. This is why, this is why, this is why I'm p'awkward." -Mike Birbiglia

p'awkward by SloopJB April 10, 2008

pawkward 

lacking grace in a social situation where one is trying to be percieved as popular

There was a pawkward moment after Sally belched during her first date.

pawkward by Daylight@Midnight May 1, 2007

Pawkward 

Adj; paw-cuh-ward; Pretty awkward.

Person 1:Megan and Nickie are so pawkward.

Person 2: I know right!? They're so creepy!

Pawkward by foxeehhh January 21, 2011