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Ozark
Also a town in SW Missouri known to area males as HOEzark as there is something in the water that causes 80-85% of all females living there to become cheap or free Hoes.
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ozark by Kelsey Slenker June 10, 2008
Ozark
Ozark : noun
A male, typically found in white suburban areas. Uses manly activities and careers as a facade for deep-seeded homoerotic tendencies.
Studies have shown that 99% of Ozarks have intimate and severely dominatrix relationships with their male superiors (at the workplace) and usually refer flirtatiously to these events in code, usually referencing some common man interest.
ie. "Hey, that new Sons of Anarchy episode last night was amazing" really translates to something along the lines of "Hey, (Said named Superior) that new lube we tried last night was amazing"
A male, typically found in white suburban areas. Uses manly activities and careers as a facade for deep-seeded homoerotic tendencies.
Studies have shown that 99% of Ozarks have intimate and severely dominatrix relationships with their male superiors (at the workplace) and usually refer flirtatiously to these events in code, usually referencing some common man interest.
ie. "Hey, that new Sons of Anarchy episode last night was amazing" really translates to something along the lines of "Hey, (Said named Superior) that new lube we tried last night was amazing"
Who would have thought, that after all this time, Mr. T was an ozark
I really think Elton John should have taken a more Ozark approach to his homosexuality.
I really think Elton John should have taken a more Ozark approach to his homosexuality.
Ozark by Rafeiki Tsarin September 9, 2010
Ozark
Ozark by Nopie fred December 5, 2018