oxyclean 

the overwhelming urge to tidy up your house/apartment/car while high on oxycodone.

Roommate 1: Chet's been cleaning the apartment all morning.

Roommate 2: Yeah dude he railed a big boy about 45 mins ago, been oxycleaning like a champ.

oxyclean by shit busby March 29, 2011

Oxyclean

The act of ingesting Oxycontin and Cocaine, coined from the late infomercial icon and Cocaine enthusiast Billy Mays, most famous for his laundry detergent commercials of the same name.

Bro, I did an Oxyclean binge last night, felt like I was in between running a marathon and passing out.

Oxyclean by TheHitmonkey May 4, 2026

oxy clean 

The feeling of relief after finally shitting as a result of a 3 day oxycontin binge.

Billy says he feels a lot better. Nigga is Oxy clean.

oxy clean by moneymills October 16, 2009

Oxy clean 

The commercialized clothing stain getter-outer. Originally only available through television orders. Also the originator of the "screamo" commercial, where the advertiser feels the need to scream whatever they are saying. They seem to think that projecting their voice so that the neighbors can hear the commercial sells their products. However, studies have proven otherwise. Because that dude on the commercial is notorious for being a fucktard.

"OXY CLEAN GETS STAINS OUT LIKE THAT!(snaps fingers) WINE, COFFEE, PASTA SAUCE, YOU NAME IT, OXYCLEAN DOES THE JOB! (proceeds to spill all of these ingredients on a white sheet, dips in oxy clean solution and it comes out sort of clean) GET OXY CLEAN!" (gives you a moronic thumbs up)

Oxy clean by tip.the.cow October 3, 2006

Oxy Clean 

The original Billy Mays screaming commercial. The stain getter outer known to anyone with any form of television.

Damn Oxy Clean works good but I wish Billy Mays would shut the hell up.

Oxy Clean by rickjaymes January 12, 2009

the oxy-clean

This is where you ejaculate/nut on a chicks face then squirt some liquid laundry detergent on top of your cum. "please use with every load.

I the oxy-cleaned my girlfriend last night.

the oxy-clean by big pimpin mac bitch September 13, 2009

oxiclean

1.Cleaning product that smells nice when applied

mmmmmmmm mmmmmm Oxiclean

oxiclean by Peter Russell March 9, 2005