To initially think your a goon or tough guy, then get out-played or shown up in public. To be confused awkwardly to the extent that you no longer seem like you have balls, usually causing other people to laugh and make fun of you beyond the goon that just embarrased you. Unfortunately,If this happens to you....well your life sucks.
"Bro what went down just now?!"
"This randomkid that acted hardbody just got his shit outgooned to the max son!'
"Hey, whats happening over there in that big crowd of people?"
"Oh its just Justin Bieber getting outgooned once again...nbd bro"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!