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ottoson middle school
The shittiest school you could ever go to. The teachers are assholes. The lunch room smells like my dogs throw up and all the kids are miserable. You get 3 hours of homework each night. And everyone is stressed.
“Oh that school.. ottoson middle school. I heard it made kids want to repeatedly smash their heads on tables”
“Yeah dude I’m so glad I don’t go there anymore it was the worst years of my life”
“Yeah man I’m no longer depressed”
“Yeah dude I’m so glad I don’t go there anymore it was the worst years of my life”
“Yeah man I’m no longer depressed”
ottoson middle school by Yurmommagaiii November 15, 2018
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Andri Ottesen
Andri is a godly man, this man is the goddamn teacher blessed by every greek and roman god except Hera/Juno because he claimed himself a higher man than her.
He has a huge schlong and is a OGPOSATELE one of the greatest pieces of shits of all time ever to see the light of earth.
He has a huge schlong and is a OGPOSATELE one of the greatest pieces of shits of all time ever to see the light of earth.
Andri Ottesen: BOY! did you do your homework.
Me: no.
Andri Ottesen : good, because i did it for you.
Me: no.
Andri Ottesen : good, because i did it for you.
Andri Ottesen by annynomonymously-man January 12, 2022
Ottolenghify
A word derived from the Ottolenghi Test Kitchen team. To Ottolenghify is to make something feel unequivocally Ottolenghi, adding flair and a slight twist to the familiar to give an explosion of flavour and surprise in the mouth.
I Ottolenghified my salad with a sprinkle of seeds, chilli flakes and feta
Shall we Ottolenghify this dish with a zesty salsa, some 'crunch' and a drizzle of oil.
Shall we Ottolenghify this dish with a zesty salsa, some 'crunch' and a drizzle of oil.
Ottolenghify by CJMY September 5, 2022
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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