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ottoson middle school

The shittiest school you could ever go to. The teachers are assholes. The lunch room smells like my dogs throw up and all the kids are miserable. You get 3 hours of homework each night. And everyone is stressed.
“Oh that school.. ottoson middle school. I heard it made kids want to repeatedly smash their heads on tables”

“Yeah dude I’m so glad I don’t go there anymore it was the worst years of my life”

“Yeah man I’m no longer depressed”

Andri Ottesen 

Andri is a godly man, this man is the goddamn teacher blessed by every greek and roman god except Hera/Juno because he claimed himself a higher man than her.

He has a huge schlong and is a OGPOSATELE one of the greatest pieces of shits of all time ever to see the light of earth.
Andri Ottesen: BOY! did you do your homework.
Me: no.
Andri Ottesen : good, because i did it for you.

Ottolenghify 

A word derived from the Ottolenghi Test Kitchen team. To Ottolenghify is to make something feel unequivocally Ottolenghi, adding flair and a slight twist to the familiar to give an explosion of flavour and surprise in the mouth.
I Ottolenghified my salad with a sprinkle of seeds, chilli flakes and feta

Shall we Ottolenghify this dish with a zesty salsa, some 'crunch' and a drizzle of oil.
Ottolenghify by CJMY September 5, 2022
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026