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ottoson middle school

The shittiest school you could ever go to. The teachers are assholes. The lunch room smells like my dogs throw up and all the kids are miserable. You get 3 hours of homework each night. And everyone is stressed.
“Oh that school.. ottoson middle school. I heard it made kids want to repeatedly smash their heads on tables”

“Yeah dude I’m so glad I don’t go there anymore it was the worst years of my life”

“Yeah man I’m no longer depressed

Andri Ottesen 

Andri is a godly man, this man is the goddamn teacher blessed by every greek and roman god except Hera/Juno because he claimed himself a higher man than her.

He has a huge schlong and is a OGPOSATELE one of the greatest pieces of shits of all time ever to see the light of earth.
Andri Ottesen: BOY! did you do your homework.
Me: no.
Andri Ottesen : good, because i did it for you.

Ottolenghify 

A word derived from the Ottolenghi Test Kitchen team. To Ottolenghify is to make something feel unequivocally Ottolenghi, adding flair and a slight twist to the familiar to give an explosion of flavour and surprise in the mouth.
I Ottolenghified my salad with a sprinkle of seeds, chilli flakes and feta

Shall we Ottolenghify this dish with a zesty salsa, some 'crunch' and a drizzle of oil.
Ottolenghify by CJMY September 5, 2022