ottosen

Ottosen is a name for a girl, thats short and has brown hair. She is really bad at anything like ølbowling.

Ottosen is usually very dirty and steals sunglasses whenever she got the opportunity. '

#stealing #dirty #short

You are so ottosen, why do you ottosen all the time

by snabel May 29, 2017

ottoson middle school

The shittiest school you could ever go to. The teachers are assholes. The lunch room smells like my dogs throw up and all the kids are miserable. You get 3 hours of homework each night. And everyone is stressed.

“Oh that school.. ottoson middle school. I heard it made kids want to repeatedly smash their heads on tables”

“Yeah dude I’m so glad I don’t go there anymore it was the worst years of my life”

“Yeah man I’m no longer depressed”

by Yurmommagaiii November 15, 2018

Andri Ottesen

Andri is a godly man, this man is the goddamn teacher blessed by every greek and roman god except Hera/Juno because he claimed himself a higher man than her.

He has a huge schlong and is a OGPOSATELE one of the greatest pieces of shits of all time ever to see the light of earth.

Andri Ottesen: BOY! did you do your homework.
Me: no.
Andri Ottesen : good, because i did it for you.

by annynomonymously-man January 12, 2022

Ottolenghify

A word derived from the Ottolenghi Test Kitchen team. To Ottolenghify is to make something feel unequivocally Ottolenghi, adding flair and a slight twist to the familiar to give an explosion of flavour and surprise in the mouth.

I Ottolenghified my salad with a sprinkle of seeds, chilli flakes and feta

Shall we Ottolenghify this dish with a zesty salsa, some 'crunch' and a drizzle of oil.

by CJMY September 5, 2022