ostriched

undercover word for "retarded" and occasionally the hard r because the app ifunny blocked being able to say retard.

This post is ostriched.

That is ostriched.

by legit_answers July 12, 2021

Ostrich

It is the equivalent of the game. Which game you may ask? The one you just lost.

Person 1 talks with Person 2
Person 1: Oh, did you hear about so and so?
Person 2: No, what's going on?
Person 3 barges in
Person 3: OSTRICH!
Person 3 runs away
Person 1 and 2: DAMMIT. I LOST

by Dr Burke December 11, 2010

Ostrich

(n); 1. a wild bird considered to be the most majestic of all creatures, holding the undisputed uppermost position on the food chain. ostriches are carnivorous birds of prey, feeding on tigers. Although their hunting methods are still mostly a mystery, it is rumored that ostriches will pierce "cocky" tigers' hearts with their tungsten beaks. A male ostrich needs to consume approximately 74 tigers per year to maintain strength.
2. (v); used to describe action of a person of unparalleled strength or cunning

Synonyms; chuck norris, ninja bird, angel of death, one-bird-army, ass kicker, stealth bomber

Antonyms; weak, dumb, ugly, useless

"The ostrich dove from the tree and impaled the tiger"

"Wow that guy just ostriched 74 thugs by himself!"

"Anderson Silva is an ostrich of a fighter"

by onekrazyboarder February 4, 2010

The Ostrich

The act of a man twisting his penis in reverse, and inserting it into his own anus, causing the penis to resemble an ostrich burying its head into the sand.

Did you hear about Jimmy? His mom was traumatized when she walked in on him doing the ostrich!

by Gaysofthunder69 September 29, 2011

Ostrich

Ostrich is london slang for a life sentence in prison.

"What was the sentence bro?"
"He got an ostrich man"
"...fuck"

by Hard drill uk December 8, 2018

The "Ostrich"

The socially awkward and inappropriate act of staring at your roomates from under your blanket for an extended period of time in order to passive aggressively be a bitch.

The socially awkward girl did the "ostrich" in order to let her roomates know she wanted the light off instead of being an actual human being and asking them.

by Slap-a-Bitch March 20, 2009

Ostrich

A female who has extra thick full bush(pubic hair) as well as long lips (labia) that hang down past the bush.

“I don’t know why Katrina is talking about Heidi’s Pussy lips when Katrina has a full blown “Ostrich”.

by PistolAnnie April 13, 2020