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Definitions by dispatch2010

To scratch your hand with your teeth.
to use your teeth to scratch your hand.
to quench an itch with your mighty mandible.
Man: I didn't want to seem blue collar, but i had to flyded in the business meeting.
flyded by dispatch2010 March 11, 2008
A bald male with a goatee, subsequently a child molester, as all bald and goatee endowed men rape children.

He enjoys trolling the elementary school playground for 4th grade jailbait.
Guy 1: man that guy won't leave that kid alone

Guy 2: damn osbaldo, why wont they pick on someone their own size.
osbaldo by dispatch2010 March 10, 2008
An immense leap from one place to another.
a product of an internet typo.
To jump from one place to another.
should be yelled while beng done.
Man1: I cant believe he's gonna jump from one roof to another!

Man2: yea i know!

Man3: (in mid jump) HOTDAG! HOT DAAAAAG!
hotdag by dispatch2010 March 10, 2008

tirrumph 

A tirrumph is any form of sexual advance, to make others aware of your sexual intentions.
should be exclaimed loudly, for a cock block possibility
man 1: Hey baby, whats your sign.

man 2 : (from across the room) TIRRUMPH!

woman : ughh.
tirrumph by dispatch2010 March 9, 2008