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Origami Pussy 

The world's rarest type of vagina. An origami pussy is the definition of perfection.

It is the most aesthetically pleasing vagina to have the privilege of viewing, let alone entering. If you are fortunate enough to encounter one, you will need a super cock to be able to last more than 2 minutes.

They are tighter than most women's assholes, and wetter than their mouths.

In physical appearance, they are the opposite of roast beef curtains. Like origami, it is neatly folded, and tucked away into a perfect, pink little slit. They are waxed regularly, extremely well groomed, and have the best taste ever, regardless of where she is in her cycle.

If you have the chance to experience one, you will never let it go.
Matt: Man this girl Katie has an Origami Pussy!

Owen: No way! You uncovered the Holy Grail, you better hold onto her!
Origami Pussy by MattMalzone May 4, 2024
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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