bro-ordinate

The verb to bro-ordinate is bro-terminology for planning a homosocial or "bro" event or gathering of any size. This would include texting, calling, or facebooking a number of "bros," inviting them somewhere to play gamecube, drink light beer, and watch sketch comedy clips on youtube.

-Yo, bro, could you call Bill and bro-ordinate for the hockey game? Then we could go listen to the new Jack Johnson cd up in my room.

-dude, don't let George bro-ordinate for the gamecube party. he's totally lame and nobody likes him.

-do you have any plans tonight? not yet, but I'm about to bro-ordinate some with my bro Bilderberg on the phone.

bro-ordinate by familyguyfan6969 May 7, 2009

bad hand-cam co-ordination 

the inability to put your hand infront of a webcam on your pc

oh, I must have bad hand-cam co-ordination

bad hand-cam co-ordination by anon9991 May 7, 2011

ordination-of-the-coordinates 

The act of aligning the penis with a tight vagina to allow for simple harmonic motion, resulting in human propagation.

This chick got an 'A' by doing a reciprocal-ordination-of-the-coordinates with the lecturer in her dorm room.

ordination-of-the-coordinates by cockG September 12, 2010

Ordinatter 

verb. To talk aimlessly or idly using information technology.

noun. Aimless or idle talk on information technology.

Portmanteau of 'ordinateur', (French for 'a computer, a computing device), and 'natter', (a chat, an informal talk. As a mass noun: chatter, aimless talk).

> She keeps sending me inane messages on Facebook. I'm becoming tired of her ordinattering.

> I enjoy having a mixture of important geopolitical articles and mindless ordinatter on my Twitter feed. The homely helps put the weighty in perspective.

> I intended to do some work but instead I spent the entire time ordinattering on Whatsapp.

Ordinatter by Y9e0ah May 26, 2015

Ordinareality 

"ordinareality"

Means: the state of existence becoming or having become stagnant or plain and repetitious. A lack of creativity or originality in the world.

An artist's sole purpose in life is to create, the only thing an artist should seek to destroy is ordinareality.

Ordinareality by Sultan of Symmetry January 9, 2020

cum co-ordinator 

The guy who spunks on the girl's face first during a blow bang

Guy 1 - Dude, you're so lucky to be the cum co-ordinator!

Guy 2 - I know. She got a face full!

cum co-ordinator by The Bastard of Winterfell April 9, 2017

Ordinatrumcommentariumexplosivophobia 

The irrational fear that one's laptop computer may explode.

Q: Why hasn't Rebecca done her work?

A: Ordinatrumcommentariumexplosivophobia.

Ordinatrumcommentariumexplosivophobia by Ryno! April 19, 2009