you can slap a friend on the 26 october and if u get slapped then u can’t slap anyone if you haven’t already.
*slaps friend 2*
friend 2: “awe dang it now i can’t slap anyone.”

26 October by amythememedealer October 26, 2019

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October 17th

National hug your crush day! Go up to your crush and hug them!

Hug your crush on October 17th

October 17th by Camdyn aka better than herp October 13, 2019

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16 October

A birthday that’s one of a kind. it’s beautiful and only sweet loving and caring and surely badass people have. May the force be with them.

She was born on 16 October? She must be a dadass!

16 October by Obi-Wan Kenobi728 January 25, 2021

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23 october

You are such an amazing person. The most kindest and wonderful friend anyone could ask for. People would love to be around you. Like, look at you!!! You're so amazing you could put a smile on everyone's face <3

"She's such an amazing person. I bet she's born on 23 October"

23 october by xxxvvvyyy October 16, 2020

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October 2

The day when the smartest and sexiest people are born. These people will steal your girl and then they'll come for you too.

Man: you see that guy over by the water cooler
Other man: yeah, what?
Man: Hear hes an October 2nd guy
Other man: oh shit hes gonna take my girl!!!
Man: Yeah, then he's coming for you

October 2 by MIAMALKOVA's BITCH April 17, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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