When you ram head first into the puss with an apple on your mouth. Lodging the apple up a girls vagina.
Dude I gave that bitxh Martha an orchard rhino last night. Now she needs to keep it up there so she can make an apple pussy pie.
by orangeglazeelf1234 December 10, 2015
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An orchard rhino is an idiot who is totally out of place and generally retarded.
This kid is trying to find soup at a hardware store. What an orchard rhino!
by buttermybuttandcallmeabiscuit December 23, 2015
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