optimita 

This is conjugation of words Optimization and Mitigation. Companies generally use this word to demonstrate nature of plan for any initiative

Lets charge on to the job with optimita.

optimita by Optimita March 11, 2023

Pirates of Optimization 

Noun, plural of Pirate of Optimization.
When a group of people come together to do a half-assed job of solving an optimization problem

"Did you see that shitty-assed Pareto of the CHP, Must have been the Pirates of Optimization."
"Yeah, those guys went to Doobie-U"
-Said while looking at the blue line

Pirates of Optimization by decompresion December 21, 2008

M.M. Optimization 

The idea that the Goffyistic ideal of the self can be found by optimizing the time spent in "M.M." and in "daily life" in such a way that one's social relationships are upheld.

"Jack has achieved M.M. Optimization - nobody even thinks what he's doing is stupid anymore!"

M.M. Optimization by JohnNielsen10101 October 27, 2022

Rectal optimitis 

An occular disease where in one's eyes automatically close when their rectum makes contact with a couch or recliner.

Kenny's eyes snapped shut as soon as his ass hit the lazyboy proving he did indeed suffer from rectal optimitis.

Rectal optimitis by Possumpecker February 8, 2018

optimista 

is an outlook on life with a Latin twist. One maintains a view of the world as a positive place.

Opposite:
Pessimista

Tia was being optimista that she would find the perfect dress for her sister's wedding

optimista by Tia&Chele April 22, 2008

Optimization 

Taking something complicated apart, planning to make it better; Attempting to improve something (usually electronic).

I was doing optimization on a PSP and ended up wrecking it more than it originally was.

Optimization by SHAREtheEXPIRIENCE July 9, 2011

Optimistamania 

Excessive excitement or enthusiasm, craze for an optimist or optimistic person or to have mania for optimism.

I've come down with a severe case of optimistamania and I love it!

Optimistamania by Mistymeanor February 20, 2011