Optiminal 

A group of gamers formed by years of friendship, company name. Currently a Minecraft group, community, and contains traces of ethanol.

Bro 1: I'm really glad we made Optiminal together, I love you guys.
Bro 2, 3 & 4: Shut up cunt.

Optiminal by Proto :D May 4, 2020

Teeth Optional 

When you are about to receive a hummer from a woman with dentures. Remove both plates for the traditional Gummer or keep either the Upper or Lower plate in.

Roberta was very upfront about her dentures. Davey really wanted a gobbly. This was a no brainer because of her Teeth Optional honesty.

Teeth Optional by will bitten September 20, 2017

Create Optionality

Sneaky way to say cheat in a committed relationship.

To leave ones options open (to cheat)

I didn't mean to hurt you- I just needed to create optionality in our relationship.

Create Optionality by babimia September 11, 2020

Crotch Theory Optimal 

"Crotch Theory Optimal" or "CTO" represents a modification of the poker term "Game Theory Optimal". It is a phrase that was first coined in the aftermath of the Stones Casino Cheating Scandal. When the scandal went viral in early October of 2019, hundreds of hours of poker cash game footage came under scrutiny by many amateur and professional poker sleuths. As a whole, the community came to the conclusion that Mike Postle, with the help of Justin Kuraitis and possibly others, was cheating while playing on the Stones Live Poker Stream. One of the alleged methods of cheating involved Mike Postle placing his phone between his legs, and viewing information about his opponents' hands real time. There is much video footage which shows him looking down at his crotch while playing poker hands. Once he had information about his opponents' hands, he then often made many non-standard, and highly profitable plays. Mike Postle demonstrated that all you have to do to play optimal poker is look down at your crotch. Thus the term was born: "Crotch Theory Optimal" Joe Ingram is generally credited for first using the term on one of his YouTube Videos.

I tried to bluff the river with 8 high but my opponent made a sick bluff check-raise with 9 high. That's when I had to dig deep, look down at the phone which was hidden snugly between my legs, and bust out a vicious Crotch Theory Optimal response.... Reraise allin.

Poker is so easy when you can play CTO.

Crotch Theory Optimal by FroggyBumBum. October 10, 2019

Tarps Optional 

A rule referring to telling people that there is now an option of wearing a shirt or not.

-TARPS OPTIONAL PARTY (guy#1)

-Yo, where can i leave my tarp? (guy#2)

-you can hide it in my refrigerator. (guy#1)

Tarps Optional by matmo February 10, 2010

Pirates of Optimization 

Noun, plural of Pirate of Optimization.
When a group of people come together to do a half-assed job of solving an optimization problem

"Did you see that shitty-assed Pareto of the CHP, Must have been the Pirates of Optimization."
"Yeah, those guys went to Doobie-U"
-Said while looking at the blue line

Pirates of Optimization by decompresion December 21, 2008

M.M. Optimization 

The idea that the Goffyistic ideal of the self can be found by optimizing the time spent in "M.M." and in "daily life" in such a way that one's social relationships are upheld.

"Jack has achieved M.M. Optimization - nobody even thinks what he's doing is stupid anymore!"

M.M. Optimization by JohnNielsen10101 October 27, 2022