ootwa
ootwa by hanal&heever May 10, 2018
Words you can keep
Master Oogway
The legendary sigma turtle that speaks only the truth
“ONLY WHEN A MOSQUITO LANDS ON YOUR BALLS WILLYOU TRULY UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF SOLVING A PROBLEM WITHOUT VIOLENCE” -Master Oogway
“IF SHE LEAVES YOU FOR ANOTHER YOU SHALL GO FOR HER MOTHER, IF YOU CANT GET HER MOTHER GO FOR HER BROTHER, IF SHE HAS NO BROTHER HELP HER MOTHER” -Master Oogway
“ONLY WHEN A MOSQUITO LANDS ON YOUR BALLS WILLYOU TRULY UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF SOLVING A PROBLEM WITHOUT VIOLENCE” -Master Oogway
“IF SHE LEAVES YOU FOR ANOTHER YOU SHALL GO FOR HER MOTHER, IF YOU CANT GET HER MOTHER GO FOR HER BROTHER, IF SHE HAS NO BROTHER HELP HER MOTHER” -Master Oogway
Master Oogway by SasorSauce December 15, 2022
master oogway
The most badass turtle in the history of turtles. Master Oogway can devestate coties with a single touch.
master oogway by Zbstein_522 May 10, 2018
Ootas
Ootas by Sloflodagaud August 1, 2021
Master Oogway
The highest of beings that made no accidents.
Master Oogway by Master_Tejas October 13, 2020
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