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when someone says somethin offensive but doesen't mean it; when someone does something crazy
guy 1: Next time we go to his house imma steal his money
guy 2: Oohway! Thats supposed to be your homeboy
guy 1: Thats why im just playin
Oohway by phillyp December 17, 2008

Shticky Icky Icky Icky Oohway 

"Some of dat Shticky Icky Icky ICKY OOHWAY!"-Snoop Dogg

Master Oogway

The legendary sigma turtle that speaks only the truth

“ONLY WHEN A MOSQUITO LANDS ON YOUR BALLS WILLYOU TRULY UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF SOLVING A PROBLEM WITHOUT VIOLENCE” -Master Oogway

“IF SHE LEAVES YOU FOR ANOTHER YOU SHALL GO FOR HER MOTHER, IF YOU CANT GET HER MOTHER GO FOR HER BROTHER, IF SHE HAS NO BROTHER HELP HER MOTHER” -Master Oogway
Sheesh, you speak only truth like Master Oogway
Master Oogway by SasorSauce December 15, 2022

master oogway

The most badass turtle in the history of turtles. Master Oogway can devestate coties with a single touch.
Did you see Master Oogway kick some ass in Kung Fu Panda?
master oogway by Zbstein_522 May 10, 2018

Master Oogway

The highest of beings that made no accidents.
"there are no accidents" -Master Oogway
Master Oogway by Master_Tejas October 13, 2020

Master Oogway

The god that saved us all and evaporated instead of dying like a normal turtle because he's that cool.
Master Oogway: ah, my time has come
Master Oogway by Anonymousㅤ October 11, 2020