ooper

To be drunk. Specifically during the week when no one else is.

Ralphi: "happy birthday you punk bitcht ♥"

Shannon: "it's *bitch, bitch :)"

Andre: "he's too ooper to type right"

Shannon: "yeah i know, what a loserrrr"

by fadallerz May 21, 2010

alley ooper

A male or female who is willing to give you opportunities to interact with their friends in either a friendly or sexual manner with no hassle, cock block, or problem.

My sister is a real alley ooper. I cracked her friend last night after the party was over

by MarkDizzle4802 May 19, 2024