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Octoraptor

The most terrifying beast of all, the Octoraptor is half octopus, half raptor, and full of bees - bees on fire.

"Hey look, an octoraptor. Should we hide on land?"
"No, for it can run on land."
"Should we hide in the sea?"
"No, for it can swim in the sea."
"Should we hide in the air?"
"No for the bees - bees on fire - can fly into the air. We should make peace and prepare for death."

by Jalburrito July 22, 2007