a beautiful little town on the lake front of the icy Lake Superior. Everyone seems to be related in some way, or form. The town is going to hell and soon it will be extinct, visit while you can.
girlfriend: wow! soo..we have the same grandparents?
boyfriend: we have to break up
girlfriend: *fuckn ontonagon michigan!
by mysteryy June 30, 2012
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