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Online Class 

The most sinister thing teachers come up with during the pandemic. This takes a massive shit on the freedom of most children and at times takes even longer to do than the 7 fucking hours we spend in regular school. And the ironic part is that teachers don't want us sitting at a computer for so long because it will ruin our eyes and yet hold these things. The only good thing about this is that we won't have to eat the dogshit 7-week-old lunch the school provides while at the same time hearing the utter obnoxiousness that happens inside of the cafeteria.
In my online class experience, It was absolute shit having assigned these assignments that can go on for hours and hours while our english teacher once assigned this long-ass digital chapter book that no one gave two shits to read. And now I'm supposed to be completing my Science work but instead writing an entire definition and taking my anger out on online school in urban dictionary? Indeed I am...
Online Class by BonelessJohn May 26, 2020

online class 

A class your lame guidance officers put you in when they mess up your schedule. You sit on the computer for hours, and basically slack off.

Also, you send people out to order pizza and get cake, so everything ends up well.
AP Psychology is a BALLIN online class, because you never do any work.

LARRY GET US ARTISAN BREAD FROM WALMART!
online class by M.C. Cullough February 8, 2007

Online class 

You have online class right now and your teacher is explaining in your class. Go back to online class.
You: I hate online class hmm how about ill go and search up online class in urban dictionary for no reason lol. 😂
Online class by AngelGurl June 14, 2021

online class 

Bullshit class that takes about five minutes each day. You learn about as much as you would in a normal class, but you finish and get your credit in about a month.
I'm taking Government and Economics online. They are such bullshit classes. It's because they are online classes.
online class by iLoveYou182 July 2, 2012

Online Class 

What we are all now doing five days a week thanks to Miss Rona.
YAY! Day 3527748384749 of quarantine, chock full of online class, Zoom school, and music practice for a concert that might be canceled! I love being in the middle of a world pandemic! :D
Online Class by Pialinist June 10, 2020

Online Class 

If you don't blink enough, your eyes dry out, causing blurry vision and discomfort. The other main problem from staring at a screen too long is eyestrain Pretty sure you saw this on google Online Class is basically School But online.

Teacher: If You Want To Be A Pilot, you have to do School First!
random guy 1: ill be Blind if i do.

did that make sense?
Online Class by Caesar Zeppeli October 7, 2020