Oniontown 

It's a town in the hills in New York State inhabited by impoverished rednecks. That's it. Apparently, a lot of teenagers started going there and driving through the town honking their horns and screaming because OMFG PEOPLE LIVE IN PLACES THAT AREN'T SUBURBS!? SO bizarre! Then, when the locals had enough of being harassed, they began responding to passing cars full of shrieking retarded suburbanites by throwing bricks. This prompted the local frat boy population to designate the town as 'crazy'.

DUDE, HAVE YOU FUCKING BEEN TO ONIONTOWN!?!? I went there with my homosexual football buddies and there were, like, chickens, just walking around outside! It was FUCKED UP!

Oniontown by You are a tool August 4, 2008

oniontown 

small group of people living together in dover in easter dutchess county new york. The "Oniontowners" have no tolerence for outsiders. All the roads are dirt roads. There used to be farm there that grew onions but the farms shut down and some people just contiinued living there and the land was split. There is inbreeding within the family ties and it causes disformality giving the "oniontowerns" unique features. Onion town is placed shown on maps but its roads arent beause there are all dirt roads. The kids do attened schools in the community but besides that oniontown is isolated from the community. Most people are scared to go into onion town and just leave them alone. Onion town is a scaryyy place.

- yesterday my car broke down in oniontown
- o shit man wat did u do?
- well some weird looking ppl came out and started screaming at me there was garbage everywhere and dead animals i was so scared i just ran and got a bus theres no way im going back to get my car.

oniontown by Dott February 1, 2008

UnionTown, Ohio 

A City in NorthEast Ohio of about 25,000 people situated in between North Canton and Hartville, Ohio.

Still in Stark County when it was being over developed with shopping malls, people began to develop Uniontown in the late 1980's. Full of pretty nice people, cows, poultry, cornfields, planned housing developments, and one of the most well hidden radioactive and chemical landfills of the 20th century.

The IEL Landfill there is leaking South West at the rate of about 3 miles per year underground since 1972, when the barriers broke open, and the leachate entered the well water.

Nobody in UnionTown wants to talk about the landfill anymore, but just try to buy a lot in Uniontown and see how quick you have to sign the disclosure forms are displayed. People there are either ignorant about the fact they are living on top of 1750 tons of chlorinated hydrocarbons and radium waste, or they just want it to go away and not have it mentioned anywhere online, or in public record so that their property values in the market don't tank.

Did you every hear of that place called Love Canal? Yeah, that place is a a real UnionTown, Ohio.

UnionTown, Ohio by Crosby Heckman December 23, 2011

Onionson 

A cuck lord

Wow that Onionson sure is a cuck today.

Onionson by FakedNaked August 2, 2016

Uniontown

County seat of Fayette County, PA that's full of redneck losers who should move to Arkansas- hey, dumbasses, the name of the town is UNIONtown, not Confederate town.

Uniontown is so insignificant that people in Pittsburgh don't know where it is.

Uniontown by JBauer May 4, 2005

Uniontown

A historical city located outside of Pittsburgh, PA that has its share of beauty, but is misunderstood and stereotyped among many. Includes the nicest/best group of people found in Fayette County, and should no longer be viewed only by its negative flaws, but by its positive existence.

Man, what an amazing place that city of Uniontown is!!!

Uniontown by warrior777-9311 November 12, 2011

Uniontown football 

Hopeless

How bad did uniontown football lose?
75-3

Uniontown football by Orvac Evan April 27, 2021