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onion belt

when an old person rambles on and mixes stories together
an exaple of an old man onion belting back in my day people used to where onions on there belts but that was the cool thing to do because it was the 1960s and everyone was listening to that rock n roll music wich was realy big in that time, bob dylan was doing his thing and every one loverd him, thats around the time of the vietnam war with all thoughs asian people, you know that asian people are realy good at ping pong and math......
onion belt by the plum sauce February 20, 2011
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onion on my belt 

a common style back then, but white onions we're prohibited because of the war.
"so I tied an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. There weren't any white onions back then, because of the war, the only ones you could get were those big yellow ones"
onion on my belt by TornadoGordo February 8, 2018

Orion's belt

The name of the belt you earn whenever intergalactic species start having sex with each and you have sex with your first alien.
Hey Ricky, you hookup up with that alien chick from the bar last night?

Ya man! I got my Orion's belt!
Orion's belt by goff_jr March 4, 2017

Orion's Belt

When a guy is receiving head, he unstraps his belt so that as the girl goes in to deepthroat, he can use the belt to lock her in place. This can continue until she sees stars and passes out.
Dude, this girl was going down on me and I totally went all Orion's Belt on her to get the most out of it!
Orion's Belt by alissa_dawg August 25, 2009

Orion's Belt

When a girl has 1 nipple ring, a bellybutton ring and a clit ring, it is known as an Orion's belt, because it is in a line similarly to the three stars in the constellation Orion.
Dude 1-"Dude i was hooking up with this chick last night and she had the trifecta, nipple ring, a belly button and a clit ring."
Dude 2-"Oh she had Orion's belt going on there."
Orion's Belt by Cent2Crew October 3, 2010

Orion’s Belt 

When a woman’s breasts hang so low that her nipples line up with her belly button, thus resembling the Orion’s Belt constellation.
“Oh my god, look at Alyssa’s massive mammories! They’re dangling so low it looks like three dots in a row, just like Orion’s Belt!
Orion’s Belt by TheCanon13 June 3, 2021

Orion's Belt

A triple middle finger, typically used to aggravate the insult. Involves both hands, in which the center "middle" finger is actually the pinky finger of one of them with the other hand's ring and pinky fingers surrounding it. Called Orion's Belt because it consists of three shining hate fingers.
Annoyed with Ben's inability to cooperate, Liam gave him an Orion's Belt.
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