rub one off

To Masterbate, Rubbing the genitals in a stick like fasion

P.S Daniel, Jamie And Luke All Have Small Penis

Man, I'm Getting really hard and big, i need to rub one off

by Tim Case October 16, 2003

Rub one off

Masturbation that ends up on somebody else.

Hector tried to rub one off on an exotic looking girl's tits at a ranch in California, but Jesus put one in the back of his head down by the river for what he did so that nobody in town would find his body and have it drawn and quartered.

by Solid Mantis April 10, 2019

trap one off

Step 1: fill up the tub just enough so your nob is out of the water.

Step 2: catch a fly and rip his wings off.

Step 3: stick the fly on the end of your prick.

Flies don't like water so he will just walk around the tip of your dick

Go home tonight and Trap one off. I did it this weekend. Felt amazing. Yet another thing to cross off the bucket list.

by Qbaybay October 12, 2013

Tie One Off

The act of having sexual intercourse.

If my date goes well, I plan to tie one off.

by Chumpbuster January 23, 2009

One Off The Cuff

A Term meaning to Masturbate.Also: Wank, Beat, Wack off, Rhythm Man, Jerk Off and Knock One Out

" My Bird isn't comin' round tonight and I'm fuckin horny, I know, I'll have One Off The Cuff

by John Gaskell March 29, 2004

having one off the wrist

Another way of saying I'm going to masterbate

I put a lock on your door so your mum can't catch you having one off the wrist

by Wanglerz July 23, 2017

miriah one off

The art of tossing off while watching the fake celebrity porn pictures of miriah carey taking it up the rim your sick friend has sent you, usually putting them in a folder and watching them as a slide show, leaving both your hands free to attempt to catch the imminent waterfall.

Dude, fuck off a minute, im bursting to miriah one off.

by Rob October 22, 2004