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to masturbate quickly until climax. pleasure is not always the primary reason for it.
She left her shoes her? I'm gonna go rub one off in her shoe.
by crazywhores May 02, 2003
Happy St. Patties Day!
1)v. to mastrubate
2)v. to eliminate opposistion
1) "Damn, I got hard and had to rub one off!"
2) "Rub one off, he died today."
by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002
Happy St. Patties Day!
To Masterbate, Rubbing the genitals in a stick like fasion

P.S Daniel, Jamie And Luke All Have Small Penis
Man, I'm Getting really hard and big, i need to rub one off
by Tim Case October 16, 2003
Happy St. Patties Day!