rub one off 

to masturbate quickly until climax. pleasure is not always the primary reason for it.

She left her shoes her? I'm gonna go rub one off in her shoe.

rub one off by crazywhores May 2, 2003

rub one off 

1)v. to mastrubate
2)v. to eliminate opposistion

1) "Damn, I got hard and had to rub one off!"
2) "Rub one off, he died today."

rub one off by Jack B. Nimble December 16, 2002

rub one off 

To Masterbate, Rubbing the genitals in a stick like fasion

P.S Daniel, Jamie And Luke All Have Small Penis

Man, I'm Getting really hard and big, i need to rub one off

rub one off by Tim Case October 16, 2003

Rub one off 

Masturbation that ends up on somebody else.

Hector tried to rub one off on an exotic looking girl's tits at a ranch in California, but Jesus put one in the back of his head down by the river for what he did so that nobody in town would find his body and have it drawn and quartered.

Rub one off by Solid Mantis April 9, 2019