one-eyed spitting cobra

It's pretty much your mom's favorite animal. Indigenous to the trousers of the mutant and bred for its skills in sex. Usually directs its venom at the eyes when agitated.
The one-eyed spitting cobra is an endangered species. Only one is known to be left in existence.
by the mutant February 08, 2007
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