one in the pink and one in the stink

porkin' a chick in her poontang and in her brown eye.

"bro, why are you gay, you should just get a chick like mine who'll let you slide one in the pink and one in the stink?"

one in the pink and one in the stink by Zen Leon April 5, 2010

two in the pink and one in the stink 

Manual hand stimulation of the female genitals and anal area whereas two fingers are inserted into the vagina (pink) and one in the anus (stink).

Sara likes two in the pink and one in the stink before sex.

two in the pink and one in the stink by Maxwell December 19, 2003

two in the pink and one in the stink 

Sticking two fingers in the vagina and one in the anus.

Also known as the Shocker

Dude, I gave her the shocker and she actually liked it!!!

two in the pink and one in the stink by t0xicity December 21, 2003

One in the Pink, and Two in the Stink 

One in the Pink, and Two in the Stink is where a guy's fingers are when he grabs a girl's pussy.

Yeah, I had One in the Pink, and Two in the Stink when I was out pussy-snatching!

One in the Pink, and Two in the Stink by USAF Cadet March 3, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019