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one ball 

a state of being in which you are so infatuated with a female that you are willing to depart with a testicle (ball) to be with her.
dude, padma lakshmi from top chef is so fine i would one ball that.
one ball by pwofesa LEX April 4, 2009
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ONE BALL 

When you have the Jackson disease and you start acting like Hitler himself
Me:My mates so pissed off today, he's definitely got the Jackson one ball disease
ONE BALL by Jokersgrin December 3, 2021

One-ball 

When someone steals just enough of your property, that they don't believe you will miss what was taken.
I had twelve cans of beer in this cooler and now two are missing. I can't believe that some motherfucker would one-ball me.
One-ball by D_Weezy July 20, 2019

One Ball Boner

An erection on a male who has only one testicle. Typically displayed in online chats or ASCII form as a U plus a seemingly appropriate number of pipes (|) followed by a D to indicate the head. The head may be preceded by two or more slashes (\) if a pulled back foreskin is present.
Man, I could totally see Lance Armstrong's One Ball Boner in that Tour de France spandex.
One Ball Boner by stbn January 3, 2010

one ball zach hall

a guy named zach hall that has only one ball.
zach lacks one in his sack!
one ball zach hall by stretch February 27, 2005

One Ball Wonder

A douche who only has one ball. This insult is usually shouted out in his general direction whenever he's around or whenever someone is talking about him behind his back.
"Hey look, it's Ryan the One Ball Wonder!"

"Are you guys talking about One Ball Wonder?"

Someone:"So, yesterday Ryan showed up at track practice-"
Everyone else there: "ONE BALL WONDER!"

one ball jay 

jacob cox has on ball
real men have 2 balls, jacob has one ball.
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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