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one ball 

a state of being in which you are so infatuated with a female that you are willing to depart with a testicle (ball) to be with her.
dude, padma lakshmi from top chef is so fine i would one ball that.
one ball by pwofesa LEX April 4, 2009
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ONE BALL 

When you have the Jackson disease and you start acting like Hitler himself
Me:My mates so pissed off today, he's definitely got the Jackson one ball disease
ONE BALL by Jokersgrin December 3, 2021

One-ball 

When someone steals just enough of your property, that they don't believe you will miss what was taken.
I had twelve cans of beer in this cooler and now two are missing. I can't believe that some motherfucker would one-ball me.
One-ball by D_Weezy July 20, 2019

One Ball Boner

An erection on a male who has only one testicle. Typically displayed in online chats or ASCII form as a U plus a seemingly appropriate number of pipes (|) followed by a D to indicate the head. The head may be preceded by two or more slashes (\) if a pulled back foreskin is present.
Man, I could totally see Lance Armstrong's One Ball Boner in that Tour de France spandex.
One Ball Boner by stbn January 3, 2010

one ball zach hall

a guy named zach hall that has only one ball.
zach lacks one in his sack!
one ball zach hall by stretch February 27, 2005

One Ball Wonder

A douche who only has one ball. This insult is usually shouted out in his general direction whenever he's around or whenever someone is talking about him behind his back.
"Hey look, it's Ryan the One Ball Wonder!"

"Are you guys talking about One Ball Wonder?"

Someone:"So, yesterday Ryan showed up at track practice-"
Everyone else there: "ONE BALL WONDER!"

one ball jay 

jacob cox has on ball
real men have 2 balls, jacob has one ball.
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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