one ball

a state of being in which you are so infatuated with a female that you are willing to depart with a testicle (ball) to be with her.

dude, padma lakshmi from top chef is so fine i would one ball that.

by pwofesa LEX April 4, 2009

One-ball

When someone steals just enough of your property, that they don't believe you will miss what was taken.

I had twelve cans of beer in this cooler and now two are missing. I can't believe that some motherfucker would one-ball me.

by D_Weezy July 20, 2019

ONE BALL

When you have the Jackson disease and you start acting like Hitler himself

Me:My mates so pissed off today, he's definitely got the Jackson one ball disease

by Jokersgrin December 3, 2021

One Ball Boner

An erection on a male who has only one testicle. Typically displayed in online chats or ASCII form as a U plus a seemingly appropriate number of pipes (|) followed by a D to indicate the head. The head may be preceded by two or more slashes (\) if a pulled back foreskin is present.

Man, I could totally see Lance Armstrong's One Ball Boner in that Tour de France spandex.

by stbn January 3, 2010

one ball zach hall

a guy named zach hall that has only one ball.

zach lacks one in his sack!

by stretch February 27, 2005

One Ball Wonder

A douche who only has one ball. This insult is usually shouted out in his general direction whenever he's around or whenever someone is talking about him behind his back.

"Hey look, it's Ryan the One Ball Wonder!"

"Are you guys talking about One Ball Wonder?"

Someone:"So, yesterday Ryan showed up at track practice-"
Everyone else there: "ONE BALL WONDER!"

by Seaholm Bitch May 6, 2010

one ball jay

jacob cox has on ball

real men have 2 balls, jacob has one ball.

by justin fucking recchia July 21, 2003