One Ball Court

A location on Google maps where a cousin in a large Irish Catholic Family lives. The court is shaped like a single nut-ball sack with a big cock.

This cousin receives “bag of Dicks” gifts and “I’m gay” gear from the other members of the SFFL fantasy football league.

Damon loves living at One Ball Court in Gloucester County, NJ! He will never move.

Cousin Damon got beat by cousin Fran again in fantasy. Under Rule 2018:005, Fran now has the right to bust Damon’s balls all week.

As punishment, Fran mailed a 300 pack of “bag of dicks” gifts to Damon at One Ball Court.

None of us can figure out why Damon moved his family to a court shaped like a uni-testical hanging from a really long cock. Guess he wants a lifetime supply of those bags of dicks!

by No Tango and no Cash September 17, 2023

One-balled

An oil field industry term that describes a situation, when in pipe recovery, that isolation of a problematic zone to free tubular work string happens by dropping one single MicroPlug ball.

We had a R.I.P. job for Concho with Old School tools out of WTX and we one-balled them and are coming out of the hole

by Mustemote May 25, 2019

ONE BALL

When you have the Jackson disease and you start acting like Hitler himself

Me:My mates so pissed off today, he's definitely got the Jackson one ball disease

by Jokersgrin December 4, 2021

one-balled bastard

A bastard who is not worthy of having two balls.

girl 1: Tom broke up with me!!

girl 2: Oh my God!! He is such a one-balled bastard!!

by one-balled bastard April 5, 2011

One strike ball game

Sexual intercourse where there are no second rounds.

Girl 1: I'm sooo pissed!
Girl 2: Why would that be?
Girl 1: He pulled a one strike ball game on me last night!

Girl 2: Yeah, they tend to do that.

by catseye099 June 14, 2015

one ball deep

One ball deep, a moment in hardcore intercourse where your scrotum/ballsack/magicfloaty bits become hard like a rhinos skin an the smaller testicle slides in the gash of glory...

Julian: come on guys am nearly one ball deep.
Noel : I only answer to swampy .

by Justth3truth September 8, 2017