Oncallogist

1. An IT support professional who responds to requests outside of normal business hours, especially for #scanncer.

3AM call: HALP!! I can't scan documents at 3AM in the morning?!?!
Help Desk: Thank you for contacting the Help Desk. We have dispatched your request and you should hear from the Oncallogist between 15 minutes and 2 business days.

Oncallogist by ledskof February 23, 2022

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oncallogist

A doctor who specializes in treating people with exhaustion-burnout due to their jobs' requiring them to be ready to jump at a moment's notice 24/7.

Jobs like being a paramedic or Triple-A tow-truck driver may indeed pay a bit better due to the uncertain hours, but they often require having an oncallogist on speed-dial!

oncallogist by QuacksO October 28, 2022

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Oncallogist • oncologist • Oncologistics • financial oncologist

oncologist

A doctor that not only treats cancer, but is always on call.

Jim: What are you studying again?
Kyle: Oncology. I told you.
Jim: Whoa! You know an Oncologist never gets to relax, always being on call.
Kyle: You're an idiot.

oncologist by Trova January 12, 2015

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financial oncologist

A lawyer, typically a bankruptcy lawyer or creditor rights lawyer or commerical type lawyer, well versed in the laws on debtor creditor- rights or the IRS collection matters, or shareholder dispute matters and who knows how to save people and businesses from financial fiasco's, after the fact. Typically viewed by his clients as a savior and by others, typcially creditors, as snakes who use their knowledge of the law to help one person screw another out of money or some other entitlement.

He employed a financial oncologist to remove those creditor claims for 30 cents on the dollar. The creditor was un happy but had no recourse at the time to otherwise accepting the offer or getting stiffed completely.

financial oncologist by pennlawyer December 30, 2010

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Oncologistics

The complex coordination of scheduling multiple ongoing Oncology appointments, laboratory-tests, surgeries, clinical trial interviews and loan applications during cancer diagnosis and treatment

My cancer diagnosis was quite unexpected, but still not as surprising as having to fit the time-sucking oncologistics into my life ever since.

Oncologistics by LazloKaiser December 21, 2025

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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