1. An IT support professional who responds to requests outside of normal business hours, especially for #scanncer.
3AM call: HALP!! I can't scan documents at 3AM in the morning?!?!
Help Desk: Thank you for contacting the Help Desk. We have dispatched your request and you should hear from the Oncallogist between 15 minutes and 2 business days.
Help Desk: Thank you for contacting the Help Desk. We have dispatched your request and you should hear from the Oncallogist between 15 minutes and 2 business days.
by ledskof February 23, 2022
Get the Oncallogist mug.A doctor who specializes in treating people with exhaustion-burnout due to their jobs' requiring them to be ready to jump at a moment's notice 24/7.
Jobs like being a paramedic or Triple-A tow-truck driver may indeed pay a bit better due to the uncertain hours, but they often require having an oncallogist on speed-dial!
by QuacksO October 28, 2022
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Jim: What are you studying again?
Kyle: Oncology. I told you.
Jim: Whoa! You know an Oncologist never gets to relax, always being on call.
Kyle: You're an idiot.
Kyle: Oncology. I told you.
Jim: Whoa! You know an Oncologist never gets to relax, always being on call.
Kyle: You're an idiot.
by Trova January 12, 2015
Get the oncologist mug.A lawyer, typically a bankruptcy lawyer or creditor rights lawyer or commerical type lawyer, well versed in the laws on debtor creditor- rights or the IRS collection matters, or shareholder dispute matters and who knows how to save people and businesses from financial fiasco's, after the fact. Typically viewed by his clients as a savior and by others, typcially creditors, as snakes who use their knowledge of the law to help one person screw another out of money or some other entitlement.
He employed a financial oncologist to remove those creditor claims for 30 cents on the dollar. The creditor was un happy but had no recourse at the time to otherwise accepting the offer or getting stiffed completely.
by pennlawyer December 30, 2010
Get the financial oncologist mug.The complex coordination of scheduling multiple ongoing Oncology appointments, laboratory-tests, surgeries, clinical trial interviews and loan applications during cancer diagnosis and treatment
My cancer diagnosis was quite unexpected, but still not as surprising as having to fit the time-sucking oncologistics into my life ever since.
by LazloKaiser December 21, 2025
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