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on the small

when a guy's penis is way smaller than its normal size.
after basketball practice someone in the locker room pulled down my underwear and everyone saw that i was on the small.
by frinzac11 December 20, 2008
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big time on the small time

noun: top dog in a small arena
That guy e is the MVP at the podunk ymca basketball league. He's big time on the small time.
by brroseph March 1, 2009
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Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.
Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)
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Sally on the Side

Made famous by George R.R. Martin's book "A Game of Thrones" and mainstream by the HBO adaption "Game of Thrones".

1. A prostitute or mistress.

2. A loose girl you can do anything with in utter secrecy and never have it reach the light of day.
Samwell Tarley: "I know for a fact that some of the officers go to that brothel in Mole's town. I wouldn't doubt it. Don't you think it's a little bit unfair? Making us take our vows while they sneak off for a little Sally on the side?"

Jon Snow: "Sally on the side?"
by Censure June 29, 2011
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