on the hoof

an exceptionally masculine and muscular man. A compliment used in the gay community to refer to a man. It is not used lightly, usually for unusually sexy and muscular men. A mix of beefy (perhaps how the term was created), masculine, and sexy.

Wow. That man is on the hoof.

Some would say Thomas Jane in Punisher, or Hugh Jackman in X-men 3 were "on the hoof".

by LuckyMorgan July 6, 2008

puss on the hoof

refers to females desired for sex that are on foot

There is some puss on the hoof over on Second St.

by McGspot January 21, 2017

pussy-on-the-hoof

An easy lay, a nymph, a female who just can't get enough dick...any time any where any way.

Say did you fuck Jane, wow so did I, so did he, and so did she...with a dildo. She is just pussy-on-the-hoof.

by BarZ December 9, 2008

Bigmac on the hoof

A fat, and/or obese female. for they eat big macs, and are cows, hence fatness.

Michael: woah dude, you see that bigmac on the hoof?
Luke: yeah man, insane.

by ThaneOfDumbass October 13, 2010

strong on the hoof

Being a big timer, Notable strength and prowess. To infinity and beyond.

A 1000 horsepower C18 catepillar is well known as being strong on the hoof

by Randy Big Timer February 3, 2010