On balance 

A douche-bag talking head way of making it sound like you're giving a fair assessment, even when you're not.

Rush L.:You know, on balance, (heherm)... all liberals are communistic swine out to destroy America

On balance by Eldred Derringer November 6, 2009

Balancing on a cloud 

Expression that represents a state of ease and efficiency when dealing with work tasks. It describes someone who can effortlessly handle multiple responsibilities, smoothly navigate different projects, and meet deadlines without feeling overwhelmed. It refers to individuals who execute their duties flawlessly, stay focused, and remain calm in the face of challenging workloads. This expression symbolises the perfect combination of being efficient, composed, and successful in the professional world.

Heather was amazed as Conan was balancing on a cloud, effortlessly handling his own homework and helping with her assignments.

Balancing on a cloud by _mynoduesp June 20, 2023

Walking taco balancing on my head

I don't care/it's not in my control/it doesn't matter.

Sean: "If we put the keyboard solo on the EP it'll sound good but won't match the physical release."
Lachlan: "walking taco balancing on my head"

Walking taco balancing on my head by Bigscheming December 13, 2025

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012