on monkey 

going bit mental/crazy but stood on business

“He drives like he’s on monkey”

“He’s ugly, but he’s on monkey”

on monkey by on monkey April 5, 2024

Yo monkey on fire

Sex organs are excited and inflamed.

Man, yo monkey on fire seeing this booty!

Yo monkey on fire by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

monkey on a post

This is a petite person who favors well endowed men.

Wonda Wonderpig was like a monkey on a post with the basketball player!

monkey on a post by I, Wreckerrr May 20, 2021

monkey on your back 

To have some very burdensome nuisance you have to put up with--in a sense wider than just a drug or other addiction.

"That huge credit card payment is a real monkey on his back." "Trying to sell that white elephant must be a monkey on your back."

monkey on your back by Guthlac A February 10, 2010

Go straight to hell flying on a monkey's ass 

A derogatory way of expressing your dislike for someone.

Hey Peggy, go straight to hell flying on a monkey's ass!

Go straight to hell flying on a monkey's ass by Out of the way Peedro May 3, 2010

stink on a monkey

Phrase used to assure another person that you are handling something. The term is very similar to "like white on rice" or "like flies on shit".

Person One: "The boss needs you to pick up his Ferrari from the shop."

Person Two: "I'm on it, like stink on a monkey!"

stink on a monkey by DezlPower July 13, 2003

Hang time on the monkey 

Where a girl's Vagina lips are very large and hang down. Most men are not to fond of saggy Vagina's.

Have u seen her puss? She's got major Hang Time on the Monkey!

I'm not licking her box, she's got has hella Hang Time on the Monkey!

Hang time on the monkey by chase-o June 29, 2007