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Generally someone whose actions would lead one to believe that the person is using crack cocaine due to the stupidity or messed-up-ness of their actions.
Used to describe something stupid, messed up or to express frustration with something
Man, you on crack! You will never get with that chick.

That biology report is on crack man.

Dude, Ms. Stanton's on crack! She gave me a friggen C+!!!
on crack by TheDuke January 25, 2005
Words you can keep
1) Unbelievable; insane.

2) Good, bad, or extremely out of the ordinary.

Note: Both definitions an be used in both positive and pejorative sense.
I did horribly on that test. Question 5 was on crack.

I'm so happy I got promoted. My new salary is on crack.

My cell phone is on crack. I need a new one.
on crack by Matthew Morrison September 7, 2008
if something is mad, bad or just plain wrong, it can be described as "on crack", or, for added emphasis, "so on crack".
on crack by robert June 16, 2003
Also used to describe a person on serious drugs.

Also used to describe a person using Crack-Cocaine.
Jamal is "on crack", thats why he is in the rehab
on crack by Michael January 18, 2005
A crackhead, or someone on crack, is someone who acts based on their last brain cell, another example being Lee Heeseung
Wow, He was on crack last night at the bar.

on crack much 

It is mainly used as a smart ass response in a situation.

If one person in a group of friends says something in a hyped up sentence, & what they say seems crazy or weird.

One of their friends usually says this back as a smart ass remark, about what the other guy said.
1.- "Hey dude, i just bought that new Ps3 game, do you want play it?!"

"Response" "Of course i do, you on crack much?"

2.- "Hey man, that's not how it went, your not understanding what went one!"

"Response" "Dude are you on crack, i saw what happen man, don't lie to me!"
on crack much by VictusNos March 18, 2008

Are you on crack? 

Directed to someone who is acting out of control or acts like they are on drugs
Are you on crack?
Are you on crack? by Nix & BL June 20, 2001
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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