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A rare species of retard who Spends his days running away from His/her parents.
Its known to be wery short and make Weard grunting noises.
Theyre Ford consists of spagetti rotten human brains and popcorn

Also hates the species known as Gabriel
OH FUCK A OMUND IS HERE SHOOT IT CUICK!

The innmaten slowly strugle to run away from umund
omund by Why im dumb April 6, 2018
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When playing cribbage, an Olund is when the crib has zero points.
Oh shit! I just got an Olund!
olund by Showels November 28, 2019
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oyundari 

The most beautiful, the smartest type of person. They usually spend most of their time trying to improve upon themselves and will never back down. Has trouble expressing their emotions, but is very kind and nice to everyone. All-in-all, a very good person that will become successful. One-of-a-kind.
I miss oyundari
oyundari by mousepad101 September 12, 2019
She bomb ass fuck. She don't like to be loud and self- centered, but people make her act an ass. Omunique doesn't really care about people, but deep down in the cracks and the crevices she doesn't give a fuck. She thinks she ugly but she pretty as hell. Omunique feels like females shouldn't talk shit if they can't throw hands. Furthermore, she is a light hearted girl who just wants loyalty, respect, and honesty.
If Omunique Had A Pockets Full Of Fucks She Wouldn't Give A Bitch One.
Omunique by Omiimamii March 13, 2017
Means Oh my urban dictionary, Describes when something has everything you need to know.
THIS WEBSITE HAS OMUD!
OMUD by Hello Roblox January 30, 2018

omundsen 

a total bad ass with REALLY nice hair that all of you's guys girlfriends (and boyfriends) would rather be with
dude. that omundsen just stole my girlfrand and blinded me with his killer hair!!
omundsen by sarah doce May 30, 2008

oundle school 

A co-ed boarding school in small market town Oundle, in Northamptonshire. It is known for its high academic standards. It also has a very Sloaney reputation.
oundle school pupil: Daddy bought me a pony but it wasn't thorough-bred so I traded it in for this Cartier watch.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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