omniking

The King of everything you can imagine.
No mortal being is an omniking.

- God is an omniking

by sefunight August 25, 2022

Omnikined

The act of getting hit in the face by an omnikin ball.

In gym class the omnikin ball is thrown to you and instead of your hands catching it your face does, therefore you are omnikined.

by ......1 May 9, 2011

omnilingual

Omnilingual is related to the word omniglot which denotes ability to speak all languages.

Omnilingual adminstrators can be a good fit for positions in the Secretary of State department.

by Gracevistas December 19, 2015

Omnikin kiss

When a guy shits, pisses, and ejaculates in his woman’s mouth while sucking her period blood out in a 69 position and spits it in her mouth. Then they have to make out and ingest the contents Legend has it thag performing the omnikin kiss will lead you to heaven due to the major sacrifices

Guy 1: Dude have you omnikin kissed yet?
Dude 2: Yes, now we can go to heaven.

by Alina lambert May 12, 2024

omniing it

When you’re “omniing it,” it’s like you’re in that trance, completely locked in, almost like you’re on autopilot. You’re glued to the screen, eyes flicking from one gooner video to the next, not even thinking about what you’re doing. You’re just in it, no breaks, no stopping, totally down bad. You’re a freak in that zone, deep in it, so consumed that nothing else exists. It’s that whole “forget the world, I’m all about this right now” feeling.

Yo, Mark, last night I was omniing it. Like, I was so deep in it, just mindlessly scrolling through those goon videos for hours. Didn’t even realize the time passing, man. I was a straight-up freak, no cap. just couldn’t stop. Definitely down bad, but hey, I was in the zone.

by diabolt February 24, 2025