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Typically used by people playing the ever popular and ever illegal Ragnarok Online private servers. Usually meaning that somebody is happy and astonished.
<ROguy>Holy shit! I just got 200 zennies from the slime!
<ROguy2>olomg! that's alot!
olomg by Alteridos May 5, 2005
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hooker-ology 

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What you study in order to become a prostitute/hooker. Also an option for prospective strippers.
Jessica has a degree in hooker-ology.
hooker-ology by BLAHpseudonym January 22, 2010
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Meme-ologist 

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One who shows a high level of proficiency in the art of creating high quality memes.
That fellow is a skilled meme-ologist, his "The steaks have never been higher" meme is by far my favorite.
Meme-ologist by ALTM4N September 5, 2013
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Doo-doo-ologist 

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A custodian or janitor, someone whose profession is to literally clean up other people's crap for a living. It's just the way to say it more "profesionally."
Edgar: Yeah, I did some work in architecture, but I decided to settle down in buisness. What do you do? Rufino: Uhh.. I'm a world known Doo-doo-ologist. Edgar: Lame...
Doo-doo-ologist by Xero _ Manifest December 24, 2010
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The Olomu Fallacy 

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The genuine, redpilled belief that all chance relies on a binary outcome; a 50:50 chance that something either will or will not happen, and naught else. You either have it, or you don't.
"Nick is really out here exemplifying the Olomu Fallacy in AP Stat today. He said that he either would or wouldn't get head, it's that simple bro! Iffy uh"
The Olomu Fallacy by InTheWind November 12, 2019
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name-ology 

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Being able to pronounce name's, usually people's, perfectly.

Something Willem Dafoe is an expert in.
Paul Smecker: "Yeah, well... I'm an expert in *snaps fingers* name-ology."
name-ology by Jaymmac November 12, 2013
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Ologist 

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1. Phrase used to question the wisdom of a smartass trying to pass off infomation on a topic you know the person knows little or nothing about.

2.Can also be used to change the subject.

Versatile phrase used as a put down.
Guy 1: I think I need more fiber in my diet because I only shit once a day and my ass bleeds.
Guy 2: What are you an assologist? or
What are you a colonologist? or
What are you a fiberologist? or
What are you an assbleedologist? etc.
Ologist by Mo Jo March 14, 2008
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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