olomg

Typically used by people playing the ever popular and ever illegal Ragnarok Online private servers. Usually meaning that somebody is happy and astonished.

<ROguy>Holy shit! I just got 200 zennies from the slime!
<ROguy2>olomg! that's alot!

by Alteridos May 5, 2005

hooker-ology

What you study in order to become a prostitute/hooker. Also an option for prospective strippers.

Jessica has a degree in hooker-ology.

by BLAHpseudonym January 22, 2010

Meme-ologist

One who shows a high level of proficiency in the art of creating high quality memes.

That fellow is a skilled meme-ologist, his "The steaks have never been higher" meme is by far my favorite.

by ALTM4N September 5, 2013

Doo-doo-ologist

A custodian or janitor, someone whose profession is to literally clean up other people's crap for a living. It's just the way to say it more "profesionally."

Edgar: Yeah, I did some work in architecture, but I decided to settle down in buisness. What do you do? Rufino: Uhh.. I'm a world known Doo-doo-ologist. Edgar: Lame...

by Xero _ Manifest December 24, 2010

The Olomu Fallacy

The genuine, redpilled belief that all chance relies on a binary outcome; a 50:50 chance that something either will or will not happen, and naught else. You either have it, or you don't.

"Nick is really out here exemplifying the Olomu Fallacy in AP Stat today. He said that he either would or wouldn't get head, it's that simple bro! Iffy uh"

by InTheWind November 12, 2019

name-ology

Being able to pronounce name's, usually people's, perfectly.

Something Willem Dafoe is an expert in.

Paul Smecker: "Yeah, well... I'm an expert in *snaps fingers* name-ology."

by Jaymmac November 12, 2013

Ologist

1. Phrase used to question the wisdom of a smartass trying to pass off infomation on a topic you know the person knows little or nothing about.

2.Can also be used to change the subject.

Versatile phrase used as a put down.

Guy 1: I think I need more fiber in my diet because I only shit once a day and my ass bleeds.
Guy 2: What are you an assologist? or
What are you a colonologist? or
What are you a fiberologist? or
What are you an assbleedologist? etc.

by Mo Jo March 14, 2008