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oliver walker

The hottest mf you'll ever meet, they're super funny and adorable and cute. You couldn't imagine a life without them, they'll make you laugh when you're not in a good mood. They can make your day better just by being in their presence. They'll be the best person you ever meet. Though they dont like coffee in furnaces, but everytime you talk them you'll never be able to stop smiling AND THEYRE SMILES SO ADORABLE youll just wanna throw a brick at them. They'll always be there for you no matter what. And you should cherish them forever.
oliver walker by swag_otter October 13, 2022
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oliver walker

a very fit man who pulls loads of women
omg oliver walker is so fit i wanna SHD so bad
oliver walker by oliver walker December 19, 2022

oliver walker

Good at cricket but real ugly
oliver walker by nn . May 27, 2020

Oliver Walkered 

The feeling of shitting your pants with no memory and losing $250 on the punt.
Jake: Looking at getting Oliver walkered tonight.
Me: think about your 40 stone toddler mate, she needs to eat.

oliver walter 

he is a sack of potatoes that nobody likes and he is as big as a water buffalo. and he will eat all the food in a house
wheres all the food gone. OLIVER WALTER!!!!!!
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026