ole markus 

When you meet an Ole Markus you instantly feel like you're gonna get stabbed, and for a good reason!

When he's not busy watching hentai or jacking off in the playground he's either letting down all his friends or playing league of legends.

someone presumably: "hey man, wanna party"
ole markus: "no"

ole markus by Alkys February 23, 2017

Ole Marius 

Ole Marius is a commonly used word that is used for saying big dick or you can use it as another word for the hot ice bling bling

(Phones): hey have you seen my Ole Marius?
(Head): no i havent seen your hot ice bling bling, can i see it?
(Phones): here you go.
(Head): watches the big dick with visible amazement

Ole Marius by Sante claus June 4, 2020

The Ole Groucho Marks

When you don't manscape, so you got a nice big bush of pubes, and bury your member in your partners mouth, so they wear your pubes like eyebrows and look like Groucho Marks.

Damn, I bout pissed myself laughing, lookin all bushy browed when I gave em the Ole Groucho Marks.

The Ole Groucho Marks by Daisy Chain for Satan January 12, 2024