A term used by the Ol Skool Plank Chair Company to define their chairs. They are old yet modern hence the term "oldern"
Dude, that's a "oldern" chair!
thats so oldern}like you
oldern is old yet new at the same time
it so new yet its so old {oldern}
oldern is the new old!
thats so oldern}like you
oldern is old yet new at the same time
it so new yet its so old {oldern}
oldern is the new old!
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by srtg0078 January 8, 2012
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typically seen in high school situations when an older guy will talk to a younger girl and despite any amount of ugliness/dickishness the girl will become obsessed and next to ignore or look down on guys of her own age.
typically seen in high school situations when an older guy will talk to a younger girl and despite any amount of ugliness/dickishness the girl will become obsessed and next to ignore or look down on guys of her own age.
girl: oh this guy in the year above talked to me the other day, he is perfect, despite how he is completely unfunny unattractive and an overall dick
guy: someone has older guy syndrome
guy: someone has older guy syndrome
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